Wednesday, May 28, 2014

How to be happy in Nigeria

Avoid politics especially if the activities of our leaders always give you the arrgghhh!!!!moments. Don't worry, when politics start working again in Nigeria, your neighbour will tell you.

Don't watch, listen or read news headlines in the morning. You won't miss much anyway.

Don't take the threat of your landlord to heart. He's only doing his job

Never, I mean never date your boss. You give away the job you want to secure by doing that.

Clear all the I.O.U's in your life. The feeling that comes with paying your debt is priceless.

Listen to loads of music everyday. Not the type that shouts 'ukwu' or wants you to shake your bum bum. You can if that's your kind of music.

Watch tons of nollywood movies especially those produced by upper Iweka and Alaba moneybags.

Never visit the bank when your account is in the red, else you will develop instant Migraine.

Never fight with a conductor. You will lose both ways.

At all cost,avoid plying the roads popularly knowns as 'one way'

You see Ashi? Avoid them.

If you ride in public buses, see the driver and conductor as actors and fellow passengers as like people in the cinema with you.

As much as possible, mind your business.

Tags: FMB, cinema,bank,Upper Iweka,Alaba, Nollywood.

Twitter handle ; @dahliadona

Sweetest wedding proposal ever

Baby-mamas deserve the best wedding proposals too. So here's how this white chubby proposed his baby mama.
She did say yes. This was a few weeks ago. They are married now. Don't you just love it? I do!!!!

How to Marry a Millionaire ( part two)

Landing your man
1. Show them you are not in it for the money.
They need to see that you do really love them...and you should really love them. Relationships are hard, and they only work when you are bonded to that person.

2. Create an environment of trust.
Its common for them to be exploited so they might have trust issues. Create that environment.

3. Be a great date
Take active roles in your date. Take them places even if the place isn't very nice.

4. Bring fun into their life.
Everyone wants someone that will make their life better.

5. Love them hard and faithfully.
Be a master in the art of love.  Not the sex part though. Be good at actually loving them and help them to fall in love with you.

6. Keep them coming back for more.
Don't give everything up all at once. Why should they marry you if having you as a girlfriend or mistress gets them what they want?

Other considerations

Rule out the fact that you cannot make money on your own.
Evaluate and be realistic about your looks, brains and personality.
Don't be too obvious
Act like a lady
And lastly carve out alone time for yourself and let him miss you. Get a life, have friends and tons of interest. Make yourself interesting and fun to be with.

Twitter handle; @dahliadona