Friday, July 31, 2015

THE WORD FOR TODAY.











In a forest, a pregnant deer is about to give birth. She finds a remote grass field near strong flowing river. This seems a safe place. Suddenly labour pains begin. At the same moment, dark clouds gather around above & lightning starts a forest fire. She looks to her left & sees a hunter with his bow extended pointing at her. To her right, she spots a hungry lion approaching her. What can the pregnant deer do? She's  in labour!

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Yay!!! l've been nominated for the Versatile Blogger Award








So Catwalk with PAT nominated for the versatile blog award and seriously l am overwhelmed. Mua??? adim versatile??? Thank you so much PAT for this nomination.
What is the versatile award really about?

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Finger Lickin' Good.










Theres a place on Dibijo Olabesi street of where we've heard the tales of old. There was a tidy shack tucked in a corner, which provided its goers with pleasures untold. As a matter of fact it needed no telling, for the people who came from far and wide. Of the taste that would envelope them yet leave them yearning, that could make men scoff at or forsake that of their brides.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Dangerous Drugs









A new lecturer walks into class three days ago and started talking about "dangerous drugs" then she started outlining the side effects of using dangerous drugs. Note that dangerous drugs include drugs like cocaine, indian hemp et al.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Photo of the day.


Thats says its all...and when a friend of mine uploaded this pics below on facebook... i was so heartbroken. Yesterday, Jesse William tweeted a lot about it. RIP SANDRA BLAND

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

IN THE PAST... AND NOW!







I used to walk up to gift shops
Spending hours selecting that gift
I felt would suit your person.

Now
I don’t know if these shops still exist.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

17 things l learned at 25.





1. Don’t hide from vulnerability. Even when it means that you might end up in a puddle of pain, do it anyways.
2. Propose new ideas that you can and want to take on. It might be a long shot. But you also just might end up spending three months in Europe or your dream country.
3. Go ahead and show up at his door. (Or hers.) There’s something beautiful about being so unafraid to love… even if you’re wrong.

Monday, July 20, 2015

See how this guy found out he had testicular cancer.







This story posted by a guy on Reddit really amazed me. Basically, he was in the bathroom one day and found his ex girlfriends pregnancy test kit. For a bit of laugh he decided to pee on it. To his utter shock and surprise the results came up with two lines as per the image above. This as we all know basically means he is pregnant right? Well, obviously he is not pregnant but he thought it to be funny anyway. 

Sunday, July 19, 2015

photo of the day.





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Saturday, July 18, 2015

What are your pet peeves?








A pet peeve or pet hate is a minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to himself or herself, to a greater degree than others may find it. There are a lot of things I really can’t stand and I won’t apologise for that cos I know you guys have yours too. So here are my pet peeves and I want to read yours too. Leggo…

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Nigerians and their over spirituality.








Nigerians eh, choi!!! We can be vewi spiritual sha... this morning, I woke up late and frantic (cos I had a class by 7.am)  and rushed to the bathroom where as usual there would be queue. So I asked this girl in our usual hostel language 'is there anyone after you?' And she replied 'nobody is after me o.. How can somebody be after me? No one is after my life" ah ah!!! I jus weak. Shebi she should have just answered a simple yes or no.

Monday, July 13, 2015

This is no random thought.


just negodu!!!


Boys are very clueless, ok, some dudes are very clueless. No wonder they always complain of friend zone. How can you assume you are dating a girl you never asked out officially? Just because you guys are pretty close and laugh and talk often, then that’s a gradual progression to a relationship?

Friday, July 10, 2015

The word for today.








emm.....i remember this day clearly..some grt stuffs reli going on


The truth is no matter how we try to deny it, we can’t say God hasn’t been faithful. Yes, I have failed several times in my walk with  God and may still do, I may not have gotten all I wanted but I have much of what I need. I see him working in the life of everyone around me and I know that was him….emmmm…. truth is I have for over a year now I have experienced answered prayers and I can’t just thank him enough.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

l visited the therapist and here's what i found out...

Phavourites!!!! This is my first official rant post ( is it?) and that's because i wanted to give this a shot. l think i'm addicted to the internet l can't afford to be off civilisation and even when i don't post anything, l'm always on line. My friends always ask '"your bis da expire self?" lolz... buh he done expire self i no wan gree do... thanks to UNN WIFI...

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

SHOCKING!!!!

WTF!!!

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Monday, July 6, 2015

Photo of the Day.



Somewhere in Lagos... in the edge of civilisation.... hahahahhah#epic#

How to save time at a bad conference.






Network. Take the time to get to know people during the breaks and network, network, network. Meet people, ask them questions about their work/ anything.  You never know who you might meet by just asking some simple questions about what they do and what makes them get up in the morning everyday to do it.

Friday, July 3, 2015

Things our mothers taught Us.







My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning”.

My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet”.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Hello July!!!!







Drop the last month into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. Cheers to a new month and another chance for us to get it right.

kisses and Hugs to all phavourites in the house.